“Release My Second Chakra!”

“Release My Second Chakra!”

Al Gore supposedly asked a massage therapist to release his second chakra, i.e. give him a hand job. Photo: IvanWalsh.com

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com Al Gore seems like a nice guy. He ought to have been president in 2000, he won the Nobel Peace Prize, he was a major stoner back in the 70s,” and he struggles valiantly against climate change. He is, however, also said to be a “crazed sex poodle.” Molly Hagerty alleges that Gore made sexual advances upon her on October 24, 2006, in the upmarket Hotel Lucia, when Gore visited Portland to deliver a speech...
Continue Reading »

The Circumcision Conspiracy

The Circumcision Conspiracy

There is a conspiracy to advance circumcision to reduce sexual pleasure and thus prevent so many politicos from getting into trouble for thinking with their cocks, as was the case with Herman Cain. Photo: johntrainor

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com The foreskin is the hood of skin which covers the head of the penis. When penises are discussed in formal circles, and let’s have more of that, the foreskin is called the prepuce and the penis head is the glans. Circumcision sees the removal of this piece of skin. According to the Canadian Pediatric Society, between 69 and 97 percent of males in the United States were circumcised in 1970. According to the Centers for...
Continue Reading »

Can Greece Look Forward to a Coup d’Etat?

Can Greece Look Forward to a Coup d’Etat?

A Greek flag next to a pleasing body of water, where shit creek would perhaps be more appropriate. Photo: Aster-oid

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com Well, isn’t Greece in a pickle? The country was living beyond its means even before joining the euro, but it borrowed heavily and embarked upon a spending spree after admission. Public spending, including public sector wages, has almost doubled within the last ten years. Tax income has been hampered by widespread tax evasion. This country of 11 million people now has around $470bn of debt – 140 percent of GNP. One conservative politician suggested that...
Continue Reading »

Ooh! It’s Just Like “Clear and Present Danger”!

Ooh! It’s Just Like “Clear and Present Danger”!

U.S. special forces are active in Mexico

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com Mexico is in a bit of a pickle. In December, 2006, President Felipe Calderon kicked-off a crackdown upon the seven drug cartels which earn $13bn every year from transporting drugs to the United States. The government says that 34,612 people have been killed since then, including drug gang members, security force personnel, and innocent civilians. The death toll of 15,237 last year was the steepest yet. Violence has increased as previously allied drug cartels fight...
Continue Reading »

“I’m a Soldier, Too.” …but the Silly Bitch Didn’t Clean Her Weapon

“I’m a Soldier, Too.” …but the Silly Bitch Didn’t Clean Her Weapon

Jessica Lynch

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com Tiny, blond, 19 year-old Private Jessica Dawn Lynch was a clerk with the 507th Ordnance Maintenance Company of the U.S. Army, who had joined up to escape the 15 percent unemployment of her home in West Virginia. The motto of the 507th is “Just fix it.” Jessica’s duties likely included completing forms to requisition parts and documentation of their arrival. She and six comrades were captured and eleven died after their convoy made a wrong...
Continue Reading »

Did the Husband of Michele Bachmann Take the Road to Sodom?

Did the Husband of Michele Bachmann Take the Road to Sodom?

Is Michelle Bachmann's husband an ASS BANDIT? It certainly sounds like it.

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com The Federalist newsletter, which bills itself as “the most widely read conservative grassroots publication on the Internet,” said that “Obama’s adoring Leftmedia sycophants are promoting the GOP candidates they believe Obama can most readily defeat.” That explains Michele Bachmann. At first, things were looking good for Bachmann, the thinking man’s Sarah Palin. At the Republican debate in June where she launched her bid for the presidency, she received several bouts of applause for her attacks...
Continue Reading »

Wacko Jacko Conspiracy Theories

Wacko Jacko Conspiracy Theories

There are so many conspiracy theories surrounding Michael Jackson.

<Yes, it’s been done before, but this talks more about the theories surrounding Jacko’s life rather than his death. I’m putting it up now to capitalize on all those people who google on “Michael jackson conspiracy theories” now he’s in the news once more.> by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com Michael Jackson is once again in the news now that his doctor, Conrad Murray, has received a guilty verdict in Los Angeles over the King of Pop’s manslaughter. Murray gave Jacko...
Continue Reading »

Why the Iranians Hate Us: the Coup of 1953

Why the Iranians Hate Us: the Coup of 1953

Troops surround the Iranian parliament after the coup

by Timothy Chilman email: ephedrasa@hotmail.com Early in the 20th century, the weak and ineffectual Mozzafar-ad-Din Shah Qajar, ruler of Persia, was troubled. Declining revenues and royal extravagance caused financial woes. The Shah rapidly exhausted two large loans from Russia, partly on travel to Europe. Secret revolutionary societies sprang up. Widespread strikes and other protests aroused the fear that the military would join the opposition, requiring concession. On August 5, 1906, the Shah signed the Electoral Law of Persia, creating an...
Continue Reading »

Did Hitler Get Away?

Did Hitler Get Away?

Did he escape his bunker in April, 1945?

<There was a shorter article about this here, not long ago. I’d already done the research for this when it appeared. I was going to wait a while to give people a chance to forget the shorter one, but the recently-released book, The Grey Fox: the Escape of Adolf Hitler, soon to be made into a film, is about the same thing, and it forced my hand.> by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com   The story is well-known. By April 29,...
Continue Reading »

Shave Your Pubes Off NOW!

Shave Your Pubes Off NOW!

Don't stop at the face. Photo: Lost it

By Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com A conspiracy theory is sometimes defined as an idea which not many people believe. So, by that definition, here’s a conspiracy theory: you should go and shave off your pubic hair RIGHT NOW. OK, so the American Heritage Dictionary, Answers.com, the Cambridge Advanced Learner’s Dictionary, the Collins Dictionary, the Compact Oxford English Dictionary, Dictionary.com, the Free Dictionary, the Macmillan English Dictionary, Merriam-Webster, Reverso, the Oxford Advanced Learner’s Dictionary, Vocabulary.com, Webster’s Dictionary, Wiktionary, Webster’s New World...
Continue Reading »