Jesus was *G*A*Y*

Jesus was *G*A*Y*

Strong evidence indicates that he was gay, and we do NOT mean "colorful."

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com Jesus was gay. Jesus SNIFFED POPPERS. Jesus listened to THE VILLAGE PEOPLE. He wore A CRAVAT. He was as gay as they come. How can this be? It goes like this… In spring, 1958, Morton Smith, a professor of ancient history at Columbia University, was asked to catalog the manuscripts of the library of Mar Saba monastery, a fifth century building in the Judean wilderness, twelve miles to the south of Jerusalem. Smith had stayed...
Continue Reading »

TWA Flight 800: No, it Wasn’t an Electrical Spark Caused by a Short Circuit

TWA Flight 800: No, it Wasn’t an Electrical Spark Caused by a Short Circuit

A reconstructed section of Flight 800

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com Around 2019 eastern daylight time on July 17, 1996, Trans World Airlines, Inc (TWA) Flight 800, a Boeing 747-131 airliner with tail number N93119, was delayed for just over one hour at John F. Kennedy Airport (JFK) in New York because there was a mismatch between passengers and baggage. This resolved, the aircraft took off bound for Charles de Gaulle International Airport in Paris. Aboard were two pilots, two flight engineers, 14 flight attendants, and...
Continue Reading »

Why it’s an Awfully Good Idea to Drill a Hole in your Head

Why it’s an Awfully Good Idea to Drill a Hole in your Head

Trepanation has been around for a while.

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com Trepanation is the practice of drilling a hole in the skull. The skull is pierced, but the underlying blood-vessels, meninges, and brain are left untouched. The word comes from the Greek “trypanon,” meaning “to bore,” which was the name of the tool the ancient Greeks used for the purpose. The Greeks were the first to use a drill-bore for the operation. Medically, trepanation is known as a craniotomy, and other names for it are trephination,...
Continue Reading »

Poor, Befuddled Ronald Reagan and All That White Powder

Poor, Befuddled Ronald Reagan and All That White Powder

This poor, confused, old geezer got himself into SO MUCH TROUBLE!

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com In Nicaragua in the 1980s, the counter-revolutionaries – contras – comprised men who were National Guardsmen under the dictator, Somoza, and peasants opposed to the agrarian reform of the government of the Sandinista Front. The Central Intelligence Agency began to feed, clothe, arm, and supervise the contras in Honduras under National Security Decision Directive 17, which President Ronald Reagan signed in December 1981. Its ostensible purpose was to prevent the flow of armaments from Nicaragua...
Continue Reading »

Defeated by Inferior Technology

Defeated by Inferior Technology

The U.S. military is actually a bit crap.

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com “We were defeated by one thing only – by the inferior science of our enemies. I repeat – by the inferior science of our enemies.” from Supremacy, by Arthur C. Clarke. INTRODUCTION Between the end of the Vietnam War and the invasion of Grenada in 1983, nobody considered the U.S. military unstoppable, but times change. U.S. defense spending dwarfs that of the next six biggest spenders together. U.S. military hardware is considered the best. The...
Continue Reading »

A Tale of Terrorism by the U.S. Government

A Tale of Terrorism by the U.S. Government

Fidel Castro, the target of the operation.

By Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com   Military action by the US against Fidel Castro’s Cuba was first suggested by President Eisenhower. The Cold War was at its peak, and the downing of Gary Powers’ U2 had occurred not long before. Eisenhower wanted to invade Cuba immediately before President Kennedy’s inauguration. On January 3 1961, at a meeting with the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and others, he said he would take action against Castro before the inauguration if...
Continue Reading »

This Child Did Not Emerge from the Vagina of this Woman

This Child Did Not Emerge from the Vagina of this Woman

We're talking about this child, and this woman's vagina.

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com Trig Paxson Van Palin is an anagram of Savanna Tripling Pox, Naval Rapping Toxins, Vaginal Tax Nips Porn, and Nirvana Pant Glop Six. Sarah Palin says her son of this name was born on April 18, 2008 and weighed six pounds and two ounces. Trig is a Norse name meaning “loyal” and is the name of a relative of Palin’s. Paxson is a teeny community in Alaska which is popular with snowboarders. All we have...
Continue Reading »

The Exceptionally Naughty Business of COINTELPRO

The Exceptionally Naughty Business of COINTELPRO

The villian of the piece

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.” - The First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States COINTELPRO stands for counter-intelligence program, and is the collective name for 2,370 covert action programs directed at US domestic...
Continue Reading »

End the Illegal U.S. Occupation of Hawai’i!

End the Illegal U.S. Occupation of Hawai’i!

Hawai'i looks like this.

By Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com The Hawai’ian islands contain some of the most beautiful and resource-rich land to be found in the Pacific. Being enriched by lava, the soil of Hawai’i is very fertile. There are eight main islands and many smaller ones. The larger islands are Hawaii, Maui, Kahoolawe, Lanai, Oahu, Molokai, Kauai, and Niihau. The climate is tropical, and humidity and temperatures are reduced by the eastern trade winds. The average temperature is in the 80s F. Hawai’i...
Continue Reading »

What Really Went on at Roswell

What Really Went on at Roswell

Newspapers reported that the U.S. Army Air Force had recovered a flying saucer at Roswell.

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com What happened Originally, at the location of what is now the town of Roswell, New Mexico, there was a crossroads whose springs provided water to cattle. The beginnings of the town came in 1869, when professional gambler Van C. Smith constructed two adobe buildings, which became the settlement’s general stores, post office, and sleeping quarters. Smith claimed the land, and became the first postmaster of the town, which he named after his father, prominent lawyer...
Continue Reading »