Illuminati Evacuating the Caymans

Illuminati Evacuating the Caymans

"The Illuminati er' that a' way!", or, they were anyways.

The Caman Islands, a notorious hideout for tax criminals and the world elite, is facing a decline. Fallout from bad international press is washing up on the shores. The elite no longer view Cayman as the ideal place for seclusion and secrecy. Sure, the Cayman government still continues to hide population figures and the names of its residents, but the island has become too famous. After being featured in the 1991 best-selling novel “The Firm” by author John Grisham, the...
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Aliens Blasted the Surface of Mars

Aliens Blasted the Surface of Mars

Was the nuclear explosion on Mars caused by an advanced alien civilization?

Why is Mars red? The question has baffled scientists for decades, but a new theory by Dr. John Brandenburg is beginning to shed light on the complex mystery. According to Brandenburg, there was an atomic nuclear explosion, equivalent to a 1 million mega-ton bomb, that took place in the northern Mare Acidalium region of the planet. It left the face of Mars scarred from pole to pole, leaving the regions nearest the explosion with high levels of radiation. The chemical...
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Weezer Member Predicts His Own Death

Weezer Member Predicts His Own Death

Was the death a coincidence or insight into the future?

Former Weezer bassist Mikey Welsh correctly predicted his death two weeks before he was found dead in his hotel room. Welsh tweeted, “dreamt I died in chicago next weekend (heart attack in my sleep). need to write my will today.” Fans are heartbroken. They feel that foul play was to blame for the passing of such a great artist, aged only 40 years old. For his enemies, they could have seen the tweet as a perfect opportunity to murder the...
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Mind Control Participants of GATE Waking Up

Mind Control Participants of GATE Waking Up

The GATE kids are growing up and waking up to the purpose of the program.

An awakening is taking place. People who participated in the GATE program in public schools around the country in the 70s’ and early 80s’ are suddenly recalling the experience collectively, and for the first time taking a closer look at the unusual program they forgot so much about. Opening the Gate to World Domination GATE, or Gifted And Talented Education, was a program that introduced young American students to new and developing educational methods and technologies. The program claimed the...
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Shave Your Pubes Off NOW!

Shave Your Pubes Off NOW!

Don't stop at the face. Photo: Lost it

By Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com A conspiracy theory is sometimes defined as an idea which not many people believe. So, by that definition, here’s a conspiracy theory: you should go and shave off your pubic hair RIGHT NOW. OK, so the American Heritage Dictionary, Answers.com, the Cambridge Advanced Learner’s Dictionary, the Collins Dictionary, the Compact Oxford English Dictionary, Dictionary.com, the Free Dictionary, the Macmillan English Dictionary, Merriam-Webster, Reverso, the Oxford Advanced Learner’s Dictionary, Vocabulary.com, Webster’s Dictionary, Wiktionary, Webster’s New World...
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Fluoride Fears in Drinking Water

Fluoride Fears in Drinking Water

Is fluoride in drinking water safe?

Local governments are beginning to set laws banning the use of fluoride in public drinking systems. The move comes after widespread fear that fluoride is a dangerous chemical that harms the health of those who digest it. A toxic substance? A staunch supporter of the ban, Tony Caso, declared at a county commission that “Fluoride is a toxic substance… This is all part of an agenda that’s being pushed forth by the so-called globalists in our government and the world...
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Strange UFO Spotted Over Missouri

Strange UFO Spotted Over Missouri

Insect-like UFO spotted in Missouri.

A UFO has been sounding alarm bells in Missouri over the week. The state, with the 8th highest number of reported UFO sightings in the U.S. the last month, has upgraded its UFO Alert Level to 3. Residents who witnessed the object reported their sightings to the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON), stating: We saw this object that had shape of stealth bomber that had green and white lights hovering over the highway. At first I told my husband and children...
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Obama’s Jobs Act is for Gays

Obama’s Jobs Act is for Gays

Louie Gohmert hard at work cracking Obama's conspiracy

Texas Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert claims that Obama’s American Jobs Act is a bill intended to destroy marriage and give gays more rights and freedoms. The Texas Republican stands firm with the belief that Obama’s plan is to disrupt the tradition of marriage being between a man and a woman. “This president, by virtue of the power to tax, the power to destroy, takes a shot at traditional conventional marriage,” says Gohmert. According to him, tax credits under the President’s...
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This Year is Phantom Time, 1714

This Year is Phantom Time, 1714

Charlemagne didn't exist and you are reading this in the year 1714

Could it be possible that the period of 614 to 911 AD never actually existed and that anyone who is said to have lived during that time never did? Did I waste all those hours failing school just to learn about made up characters in an invented age? There is one theory that says this period never happened and that the year 2011 is in fact 1714. It is called the Phantom Time Hypothesis and was devised by Herbert Illig...
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iConspiracy: Apple and the Illuminati

iConspiracy: Apple and the Illuminati

Is Apple part of an iConspiracy?

An important concern among many groups is whether the Illuminati killed Steve Jobs. The elite control everything, from media, to telecommunications, health, politics, and economics. You name it, they control it. Apple doesn’t fall far from the Illuminati-tree Conspirators will agree that Apple is an Illuminati company. It was funded by a CIA front company called Sequoia Capital, which is an investment bank also under control by the Illuminati. Take a look at the Apple Store logo. Does it look...
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