So, bye bye Hostess Fruit Pie…

So, bye bye Hostess Fruit Pie…

They were supposed to last forever, our food source after the nuclear holocaust. The modern day equivalent of Elvish Lembas Bread. I am referring to the almighty Twinkie. It isn’t in any way, shape or form healthy but in the event of a nuclear holocaust it would have been a nice change of pace from canned beans and tree bark though there is the chance that the chemicals within the Twinkie would have mixed with the radiation causing us to...
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Cat Man Dennis Avner Found Dead

Cat Man Dennis Avner Found Dead

It is believed Avner took the form of a cat because of his Native American background.

The world famous body modification enthusiast, Dennis Avner, also known as the “Cat Man” or “Stalking Cat,” was found dead early on the morning of November fifth. His sheer number of tattoos and other body modifications had earned him the world record for number of body modifications according to The Guinness Book of World Records. While his cause of death has not yet been determined, it is rumored to be caused by suicide. Avner was known to be very depressed...
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Petraeus Scandal Sparks Conspiracy Theories

Petraeus Scandal Sparks Conspiracy Theories

Is there more to the Petraeus scandal besides an affair?

While General David Petraeus began his preparations to address the recent attacks in Benghazi at the congressional hearing, many conservative media members have begun to wonder exactly how his recent allegations of a sex scandal and resignation as a result is connected to the United States consulate attacks. The former director of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) announced his resignation stating that he had an extramarital affair with Paula Broadwell, his biographer. Since the announcement and his resignation this affair...
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Ron Paul’s Farewell Speech

Ron Paul’s Farewell Speech

Ron Paul gives his farewell speech to Congress.

Ron Paul: This may well be the last time I speak on the House Floor.  At the end of the year I’ll leave Congress after 23 years in office over a 36 year period.  My goals in 1976 were the same as they are today:  promote peace and prosperity by a strict adherence to the principles of individual liberty. It was my opinion, that the course the U.S. embarked on in the latter part of the 20th Century would bring...
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Free-range planet discovered wandering through space

Free-range planet discovered wandering through space

Astronomers have discovered an alien planet, CFBDSIR2149, that drifts idly through space. CFBDSIR2149, let’s call it “Bob” for short, is a newly discovered object 100 light-years from Earth and it is believed to be an orphaned planet. This poor little guy (he’s actually not so little being four to seven times larger than Jupiter) floats through space with no host star to keep it in one place. Hmm, orphan or bachelor? It may have been kicked out of its native...
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Does Video Prove Bigfoot Exists?

Does Video Prove Bigfoot Exists?

Has Bigfoot been captured on video?

A first in reality show history is occurring for the person or group that can find proof that Bigfoot really does exist. The record breaking amount of $10 million will be rewarded to whoever can produce ironclad evidence of Sasquatch’s existance.For decades there have been reported sightings of Bigfoot. There are sightings on record from the time early settlers arrived in America. On October 30, a controversial video showing a shadowy figure that appeared to be a very large creature...
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The Sphinx and The Scapegoat

The Sphinx and The Scapegoat

The Sphinx. Always watching, always waiting. Ready to pounce on civilization at any moment. It is a threat and on that must be taken down now while there is still time. Or at least that is how a man by the name of Murgan Salem al-Gohary feels. He believes they are false idols and must be destroyed. But is this the real story? al-Gohary is a well-known Jihadist leader that was sentenced under President Hosni Mubarak, one of those being...
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White House Legalize Marijuana Petition Quickly Gains Momentum

White House Legalize Marijuana Petition Quickly Gains Momentum

Will the White House petition succeed in bringing change to the marijuana laws?

A petition to legalize marijuana is quickly gaining a lot of votes on the White House website before it’s deadline on December 6th.  Still, the American people are skeptical any changes will come about through the petition. Some thoughts from Internet users about the petition and the White House’s petition system: “these petitions are a joke and a waste of time. none of them will lead anywhere.” “These petitions aren’t designed to directly enact change. They are designed to demonstrate...
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Your PS3 and self-sabotage

Your PS3 and self-sabotage

Next gen systems for the gaming world are right around the corner. Nintendo just released its Wii U and may have more in store for next year. Xbox 720 is said to be out by Christmas 2013. And the PS4, well, that’s anyone’s guess.  There are all sorts of rumors flying around the internet about the mythical PS4. One of them is that President Barrack Obama already has PS4 and is becoming quite the avid gamer because of it. So...
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Oldest Living Man Cheats Death by Drinking Indian Magic Potion

Oldest Living Man Cheats Death by Drinking Indian Magic Potion

Dean says the secret to his long life is a magic potion from India.

The United Kingdom’s Oldest Living Man is a 110 year old Army minister. Reg Dean claims that his secret to a long healthy life is thanks to a “magic potion” that he was given in the 1940′s India. Dean drank the potion when a Indian doctor gave him an incredible drink with magical properties during WW II. This magical potion has given him the ability to be alive during major moments in history- he recalls the sinking of the Titanic...
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