The Canada you don’t know

The Canada you don’t know

Canada is a myth. At least if you tilt your head and squint it would appear that way. If you trudge through the miles of political and legal mumbo jumbo you might come out the other side with a belief that the country that has gifted the world with such wonders as William Shatner, Joe Shuster, Martin Short, James Doohan, the geek-god Nathan Fillion, the delicious Tim Hortons restaurant chain and has been the butt of many jokes made by...
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Curiosity rover makes discovery that is one “for the history books”

Curiosity rover makes discovery that is one “for the history books”

NASA has announced that the Mars rover Curiosity has made a discovery that is one “for the history books”. Curiosity was launched on November 26, 2011 from Cape Canaveral. The car-sized robot has a variety of instruments and sensors on board to help in its mission to detect signs of life that may once have lived on Mars. One of those instruments, and also the largest, is Curiosity’s Sample Analysis at Mars. SAM, as it is also called, analyzes organics...
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Adding fuel to the ‘HIV was a laboratory cocktail’ fire

Adding fuel to the ‘HIV was a laboratory cocktail’ fire

Finally, proof that college students are sometimes more pretentious than smart. In a talk from 2006, according to Hans Rosling, who is a joy to listen to and is a Professor of International Health at Karolinska Institute in Sweden, gave the students he was to teach a pretest to find out if there was really anything new he could teach them. What did he find? He found that “Swedish top students know statistically significantly less about the world than the...
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So, bye bye Hostess Fruit Pie…

So, bye bye Hostess Fruit Pie…

They were supposed to last forever, our food source after the nuclear holocaust. The modern day equivalent of Elvish Lembas Bread. I am referring to the almighty Twinkie. It isn’t in any way, shape or form healthy but in the event of a nuclear holocaust it would have been a nice change of pace from canned beans and tree bark though there is the chance that the chemicals within the Twinkie would have mixed with the radiation causing us to...
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Cat Man Dennis Avner Found Dead

Cat Man Dennis Avner Found Dead

It is believed Avner took the form of a cat because of his Native American background.

The world famous body modification enthusiast, Dennis Avner, also known as the “Cat Man” or “Stalking Cat,” was found dead early on the morning of November fifth. His sheer number of tattoos and other body modifications had earned him the world record for number of body modifications according to The Guinness Book of World Records. While his cause of death has not yet been determined, it is rumored to be caused by suicide. Avner was known to be very depressed...
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Petraeus Scandal Sparks Conspiracy Theories

Petraeus Scandal Sparks Conspiracy Theories

Is there more to the Petraeus scandal besides an affair?

While General David Petraeus began his preparations to address the recent attacks in Benghazi at the congressional hearing, many conservative media members have begun to wonder exactly how his recent allegations of a sex scandal and resignation as a result is connected to the United States consulate attacks. The former director of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) announced his resignation stating that he had an extramarital affair with Paula Broadwell, his biographer. Since the announcement and his resignation this affair...
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Ron Paul’s Farewell Speech

Ron Paul’s Farewell Speech

Ron Paul gives his farewell speech to Congress.

Ron Paul: This may well be the last time I speak on the House Floor.  At the end of the year I’ll leave Congress after 23 years in office over a 36 year period.  My goals in 1976 were the same as they are today:  promote peace and prosperity by a strict adherence to the principles of individual liberty. It was my opinion, that the course the U.S. embarked on in the latter part of the 20th Century would bring...
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Free-range planet discovered wandering through space

Free-range planet discovered wandering through space

Astronomers have discovered an alien planet, CFBDSIR2149, that drifts idly through space. CFBDSIR2149, let’s call it “Bob” for short, is a newly discovered object 100 light-years from Earth and it is believed to be an orphaned planet. This poor little guy (he’s actually not so little being four to seven times larger than Jupiter) floats through space with no host star to keep it in one place. Hmm, orphan or bachelor? It may have been kicked out of its native...
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Does Video Prove Bigfoot Exists?

Does Video Prove Bigfoot Exists?

Has Bigfoot been captured on video?

A first in reality show history is occurring for the person or group that can find proof that Bigfoot really does exist. The record breaking amount of $10 million will be rewarded to whoever can produce ironclad evidence of Sasquatch’s existance.For decades there have been reported sightings of Bigfoot. There are sightings on record from the time early settlers arrived in America. On October 30, a controversial video showing a shadowy figure that appeared to be a very large creature...
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The Sphinx and The Scapegoat

The Sphinx and The Scapegoat

The Sphinx. Always watching, always waiting. Ready to pounce on civilization at any moment. It is a threat and on that must be taken down now while there is still time. Or at least that is how a man by the name of Murgan Salem al-Gohary feels. He believes they are false idols and must be destroyed. But is this the real story? al-Gohary is a well-known Jihadist leader that was sentenced under President Hosni Mubarak, one of those being...
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