The Kama Sutra: Ars Erotica but Not Much Arse Erotica

The Kama Sutra: Ars Erotica but Not Much Arse Erotica

Do you want to know what's REALLY in the Kama Sutra?

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com <I’m running out of conspiracies. Suggestions to the email address below as to things I could write about would be very welcome. Credit would be given. As you can see, I’m getting kinda desperate.> If we say that a conspiracy theory is something few people believe – and by Jiminy, we do – then here’s a conspiracy theory: the Kama Sutra is actually not much good. Little is known of the Kama Sutra’s origins. The...
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Hitler in the Sack

Hitler in the Sack

When a person has as prominent a role in history as Adolf Hitler, the question inevitably arises: what was he like in bed? Photo: billium12

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com <I’m running out of conspiracies. Suggestions to the email address below as to things I could write about would be very welcome. Credit would be given.> Adolf Hitler. The name is synonymous with evil. He was responsible for the deaths of millions of people. It is said that there exist more than 700 biographies of him: more than twice as many as for Churchill and three times as many as for Roosevelt and Stalin. And...
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Ronald Reagan and the Little Green Men

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com Ronald Reagan, 40th President of the United States, is said to have seen a UFO twice. Both occasions were during his stint as 33rd Governor or California (1967-75). The first took place the night Reagan was to attend a party held at the Hollywood home of the late actor, William Holden. Two of the party’s attendees, television star Lucille Ball and comedian Steve Allen, confirmed the story. Reagan was absent when festivities commenced, but appeared...
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The Scientology Conspiracy

The Scientology Conspiracy

Scientologists touting for business. Photo: MalleableExit

<Unless somebody suggests something I could write about, weekly updates will cease.> by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com So, what does the faux religion of Scientology entail? Tom Cruise denied it, the website www.scientologymths.info still denies it, and the Church of Scientology has attempted to suppress the story by means of copyright and trade secrecy lawsuits, but it goes like this: after Scientologists have shelled out an estimated $350,000 to reach Operating Thetan Level III, they hear the story of Xenu,...
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Ghosts are Real, and Einstein Said So

Ghosts are Real, and Einstein Said So

Woo hoo hoo hoo!

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com <I’m starting to run out of conspiracies. If I don’t get more ideas, weekly updates will cease in a month or two. If anybody can think of a conspiracy they’d like to see examined in detail, I’d like them to email me.> Anybody who says there is no scientific evidence of ghosts should be corrected: there is evidence, and it was provided by none other than Albert Einstein (1879-1955), Time magazine’s Man of the Century,...
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The Transvestism of John Edgar Hoover

The Transvestism of John Edgar Hoover

Was J. Edgar Hoover a tranny?

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com   The National Observer said that the name J. Edgar Hoover is associated with transvestism as closely as “Rolls” is with “Royce” and “Laurel” with “Hardy.” So what is the truth of it? Did he honestly feel more comfortable wearing a fluffy gown, a suspender belt, and false eyelashes? Ralph de Toledano, a mainstay of the conservative movement in the United States throughout the latter half of the 20th century, said, “You know, there’d been...
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The U.S. Plan to Conquer Canada

The U.S. Plan to Conquer Canada

Canadian defend against American attack in 1775

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com U.S. government documents tell of a planned invasion of Canada. Such a thing has been attempted before. The first major military effort of the American Revolutionary War was an invasion of Canada led by Benedict Arnold prior to his turning traitor. In the course of Mr. Madison’s War (1812-1815), several invasions were attempted. It was in 1839 that Americans in Maine challenged Canadians over a border squabble known formally as the Aroostock War and informally...
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“Release My Second Chakra!”

“Release My Second Chakra!”

Al Gore supposedly asked a massage therapist to release his second chakra, i.e. give him a hand job. Photo: IvanWalsh.com

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com Al Gore seems like a nice guy. He ought to have been president in 2000, he won the Nobel Peace Prize, he was a major stoner back in the 70s,” and he struggles valiantly against climate change. He is, however, also said to be a “crazed sex poodle.” Molly Hagerty alleges that Gore made sexual advances upon her on October 24, 2006, in the upmarket Hotel Lucia, when Gore visited Portland to deliver a speech...
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The Circumcision Conspiracy

The Circumcision Conspiracy

There is a conspiracy to advance circumcision to reduce sexual pleasure and thus prevent so many politicos from getting into trouble for thinking with their cocks, as was the case with Herman Cain. Photo: johntrainor

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com The foreskin is the hood of skin which covers the head of the penis. When penises are discussed in formal circles, and let’s have more of that, the foreskin is called the prepuce and the penis head is the glans. Circumcision sees the removal of this piece of skin. According to the Canadian Pediatric Society, between 69 and 97 percent of males in the United States were circumcised in 1970. According to the Centers for...
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Can Greece Look Forward to a Coup d’Etat?

Can Greece Look Forward to a Coup d’Etat?

A Greek flag next to a pleasing body of water, where shit creek would perhaps be more appropriate. Photo: Aster-oid

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com Well, isn’t Greece in a pickle? The country was living beyond its means even before joining the euro, but it borrowed heavily and embarked upon a spending spree after admission. Public spending, including public sector wages, has almost doubled within the last ten years. Tax income has been hampered by widespread tax evasion. This country of 11 million people now has around $470bn of debt – 140 percent of GNP. One conservative politician suggested that...
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