Ghosts are Real, and Einstein Said So

Ghosts are Real, and Einstein Said So

Woo hoo hoo hoo!

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com <I’m starting to run out of conspiracies. If I don’t get more ideas, weekly updates will cease in a month or two. If anybody can think of a conspiracy they’d like to see examined in detail, I’d like them to email me.> Anybody who says there is no scientific evidence of ghosts should be corrected: there is evidence, and it was provided by none other than Albert Einstein (1879-1955), Time magazine’s Man of the Century,...
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The Transvestism of John Edgar Hoover

The Transvestism of John Edgar Hoover

Was J. Edgar Hoover a tranny?

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com   The National Observer said that the name J. Edgar Hoover is associated with transvestism as closely as “Rolls” is with “Royce” and “Laurel” with “Hardy.” So what is the truth of it? Did he honestly feel more comfortable wearing a fluffy gown, a suspender belt, and false eyelashes? Ralph de Toledano, a mainstay of the conservative movement in the United States throughout the latter half of the 20th century, said, “You know, there’d been...
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The U.S. Plan to Conquer Canada

The U.S. Plan to Conquer Canada

Canadian defend against American attack in 1775

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com U.S. government documents tell of a planned invasion of Canada. Such a thing has been attempted before. The first major military effort of the American Revolutionary War was an invasion of Canada led by Benedict Arnold prior to his turning traitor. In the course of Mr. Madison’s War (1812-1815), several invasions were attempted. It was in 1839 that Americans in Maine challenged Canadians over a border squabble known formally as the Aroostock War and informally...
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“Release My Second Chakra!”

“Release My Second Chakra!”

Al Gore supposedly asked a massage therapist to release his second chakra, i.e. give him a hand job. Photo: IvanWalsh.com

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com Al Gore seems like a nice guy. He ought to have been president in 2000, he won the Nobel Peace Prize, he was a major stoner back in the 70s,” and he struggles valiantly against climate change. He is, however, also said to be a “crazed sex poodle.” Molly Hagerty alleges that Gore made sexual advances upon her on October 24, 2006, in the upmarket Hotel Lucia, when Gore visited Portland to deliver a speech...
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The Circumcision Conspiracy

The Circumcision Conspiracy

There is a conspiracy to advance circumcision to reduce sexual pleasure and thus prevent so many politicos from getting into trouble for thinking with their cocks, as was the case with Herman Cain. Photo: johntrainor

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com The foreskin is the hood of skin which covers the head of the penis. When penises are discussed in formal circles, and let’s have more of that, the foreskin is called the prepuce and the penis head is the glans. Circumcision sees the removal of this piece of skin. According to the Canadian Pediatric Society, between 69 and 97 percent of males in the United States were circumcised in 1970. According to the Centers for...
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Can Greece Look Forward to a Coup d’Etat?

Can Greece Look Forward to a Coup d’Etat?

A Greek flag next to a pleasing body of water, where shit creek would perhaps be more appropriate. Photo: Aster-oid

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com Well, isn’t Greece in a pickle? The country was living beyond its means even before joining the euro, but it borrowed heavily and embarked upon a spending spree after admission. Public spending, including public sector wages, has almost doubled within the last ten years. Tax income has been hampered by widespread tax evasion. This country of 11 million people now has around $470bn of debt – 140 percent of GNP. One conservative politician suggested that...
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Salvation Army Marred by Allegations of Homophobia and Extremism

Salvation Army Marred by Allegations of Homophobia and Extremism

The Salvation Army's strict stance on social issues is forcing some to hold on to their spare change.

It’s seen by some that the Salvation Army’s extreme beliefs of Christian fundamentalism is harming women’s rights, homosexuals, the terminally ill, and religious freedom. Homophobia As Jamie McGonnigal of LGBTQNation reports: When New Zealand considered passage of the Homosexual Law Reform Act in 1986, the Salvation Army collected signatures in an attempt to get the legislation killed. The act decriminalized consensual sex between gay men. The measure passed over the charity’s objections. In the United Kingdom, the Salvation Army actively...
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Dan Rather Finally Says It: Big Money Owns the News

Dan Rather Finally Says It:  Big Money Owns the News

One of our biggest fears come true.

One of the last old-fashioned hard-hitting journalists, Dan Rather, said in a recent speech that the state of news today is “upside down and backwards.” Inspired by the Occupy Wall Street movements, Rather called for a return to no-nonsense news reporting and suggested the only way it could happen was by independent journalists. He went on to say that, Of course freedom of the press and of speech both come with pitfalls. People can peddle opinions as if they were...
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Scientists Bringing Back the Mammoth

Scientists Bringing Back the Mammoth

DNA extracted from well-preserved mammoths such as these will be used to bring the species back to life.

Japan and Russia are teaming up to bring the mammoth back to life after a 10,000 year hiatus from existence. Well-preserved bone marrow extracted from a frozen mammoth in Siberia will be used in combination with modern elephants to welcome the giant into the 21st century. Dinosaurs to come next? If we can bring mammoths back to life, why not a T-rex? Because the mammoths’ very close relative, the elephant, is still alive today. Elephant DNA is very similar to...
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Quantum Entanglement Could Lead to Real-life Voodoo

Quantum Entanglement Could Lead to Real-life Voodoo

If humans can become entangled, they can also become slaves.

Scientists accomplished linking two diamonds by using the mysterious process of quantum entanglement. The science is so unknown that Einstein himself called it “spooky action at a distance.” The basic explanation of quantum entanglement is this: An action performed on one object will affect the other object. Before this latest experiment, scientists were only able to entangle very small particles. Entangling large objects like diamonds is a huge breakthrough that will lead the way to bigger and bigger objects becoming...
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