No Revolution in America: TIME Changes Cover for Americans

No Revolution in America: TIME Changes Cover for Americans

TIME presents news to Americans differently.

TIME changes the cover of its magazine when selling issues in the United States. The latest occurrence involves the December edition, where pictures of the Egyptian revolution are replaced by a childish cartoon telling Americans it’s o.k. to worry about silly little insignificant things.   Why the switcharoo? Many negative inferences can be drawn from the cover-switching practice: Media is censored in America Americans are too dumb to understand world problems Americans don’t care about world problems The media is...
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“I’m a Soldier, Too.” …but the Silly Bitch Didn’t Clean Her Weapon

“I’m a Soldier, Too.” …but the Silly Bitch Didn’t Clean Her Weapon

Jessica Lynch

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com Tiny, blond, 19 year-old Private Jessica Dawn Lynch was a clerk with the 507th Ordnance Maintenance Company of the U.S. Army, who had joined up to escape the 15 percent unemployment of her home in West Virginia. The motto of the 507th is “Just fix it.” Jessica’s duties likely included completing forms to requisition parts and documentation of their arrival. She and six comrades were captured and eleven died after their convoy made a wrong...
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Does Newt Gingrich Wear a Masonic Lapel Pin?

Does Newt Gingrich Wear a Masonic Lapel Pin?

Newt Gingrich seen wearing a mysterious pin at the GOP presidential debate.

During the CNN GOP presidential candidate debate on November 22nd, viewers spotted an unusual lapel worn by Newt Gingrich. If you look closely at the picture above, you can see a pin resembling the same one Masonic members use. Here is a picture of a Masonic pin for reference: Could it be that Gingrich, a presidential runner-up who could one day become the leader of the world’s most powerful nation, is a Freemason member?
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U.S. Army’s Real-Life SKYnet from Terminator Movies Becoming Self-Aware

U.S. Army’s Real-Life SKYnet from Terminator Movies Becoming Self-Aware

Letting machines make their own decisions may not be a good idea.

Straight out of the Terminator movies, the U.S. Army is developing a self-aware network of robots used to manage communications and movement on the battlefield. The machines are given wireless networking capabilities and network-wide learning algorithms to allow the robots to make decisions. It is hoped the results will be reduced human decision responsibility, a resilient data network with instant data transfer, and reduced energy consumption. “It’s important that we apply learning and reasoning because currently, there’s no ‘intelligence’ in...
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National Advertising Campaign Rebrands High Fructose Corn Syrup as Corn Sugar

National Advertising Campaign Rebrands High Fructose Corn Syrup as Corn Sugar

Big Corn is trying to rename the ingredient high fructose corn syrup to deceive shoppers into buying their products.

Under the guise of the Corn Refiners Association, Big Corn is undergoing a multi-million dollar advertisement campaign with the goal of rebranding high fructose corn syrup as corn sugar. The only problem is, high fructose corn syrup isn’t a brand, and giving it a different name on the ingredients label is deceptive and perhaps illegal. Although the name change has not been approved by the FDA, companies like Cargill and ADM have already included the switch in national media advertising...
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List of Major Companies Supporting SOPA

List of Major Companies Supporting SOPA

The screen you will encounter after visiting your favorite website when SOPA passes.

SOPA, the Stop Online Piracy Act, is a bill going through Congress that would put America behind its own Chinese firewall. Website Blocking With this bill, government can order Internet service providers to block websites for infringing links posted by any users. Websites like Reddit, Tumblr, and even Youtube, are fair targets to be shutdown. Risk of Jail for Ordinary Users It becomes a felony with a potential 5 year sentence to stream a copyrighted work that would cost more...
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Retired U.S. Intelligence General Says No Plane Hit Pentagon

Retired U.S. Intelligence General Says No Plane Hit Pentagon

Does this picture show wing marks resulting from the collision?

Retired General Major Albert Stubblebine says that after close examination of the Pentagon crash footage he can conclude no plane hit the building. Mr. Stubblebine claims to have extensive experience in intelligence operations, and used his analyzing skills to determine it was no plane: I was responsible for all of the Army’s Strategic Intelligence forces around the world… I had responsibility for the signals intelligence, photo intelligence, counter-intelligence, human intelligence… They all belonged to me. …I don’t know exactly what...
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Claimed Alien Mummy Discovered in Peru

Claimed Alien Mummy Discovered in Peru

Could this be the remains of an alien mummy?

Anthropologist Renato Riquelme of Privado Ritos Andinos museum announced the discovery of a skeleton 20 inches tall. The remains were mistaken for a child until Spanish and Russian doctors claimed that, “It has a non-human appearance because the head is triangular and big, almost the same size as the body. At first we believed it to be a child’s body until Spanish and Russian doctors came and confirmed that, yes, it’s an extraterrestrial being.” What are the natural causes that...
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Did the Husband of Michele Bachmann Take the Road to Sodom?

Did the Husband of Michele Bachmann Take the Road to Sodom?

Is Michelle Bachmann's husband an ASS BANDIT? It certainly sounds like it.

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com The Federalist newsletter, which bills itself as “the most widely read conservative grassroots publication on the Internet,” said that “Obama’s adoring Leftmedia sycophants are promoting the GOP candidates they believe Obama can most readily defeat.” That explains Michele Bachmann. At first, things were looking good for Bachmann, the thinking man’s Sarah Palin. At the Republican debate in June where she launched her bid for the presidency, she received several bouts of applause for her attacks...
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Human Hair is a Common Bread Ingredient

Human Hair is a Common Bread Ingredient

Ingredient in commercial bread processed from human hair collected from barbershop floors.

Check the ingredients label on the frozen pizza sitting in your freezer. If it contains L-cysteine, your crust may be stuffed with processed human hair. L-cysteine can be made in laboratories, but some of it is processed cheaply from human hair collected in China; sweeped up from barbershop and salon floors. The ingredient is a non-essential amino acid included in bread to speed up the commercial baking and production process of dough in pizza, pastries, and rolls. The source not...
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